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MickeyJ
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TOP 5 DUMBEST REASONS TO SMOKE

Posted in Hints and tips 06 Jun 2012
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Here's my top 5 list of dumbest reasons to smoke ..

5. I had a stressful day at work!

(Millions of people had a stressful day at work and didn't need to smoke. What makes you so special?)

4. Smoking helps me relax!

(Buy a hammock and some reggae tunes!)

3. I can't drink without having a smoke.

(But you can smoke without having a drink?)

2. My husband smokes in the house!

(Your husband pees standing up too!)

1. I'll just DIE if I don't have a smoke!

(HUH?)

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7 Comments

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  • Gerry1 June 07, 2012 | 4:43
    6. You are puffing thousands of dollars away each year in an effort to ruin your health.

    One hundred and forty something days now Mickey
  • cheaney, Central Coast June 07, 2012 | 13:51
    HAHAHAHAHA....and so true...
  • Freakboy June 07, 2012 | 15:40
    6. It's part of my image of who I am. ( like you really want to be a stinking loser / loner). :-).
  • NowaNonSmoker!, Western Sydney June 07, 2012 | 23:43
    5a. I really enjoy it! (how can you enjoy the taste of a cigarette?)
  • Pauly, South Eastern Sydney June 08, 2012 | 19:57
    Thanks Mickey J.

    Love your top 5.
    You know it can never stop at 5 but thank you so much.
  • timbara, Central Coast June 08, 2012 | 20:36
    Ha! Very true x
  • Alican, Hunter New England June 19, 2012 | 10:11
    Great stuff...i guess its like saying 'I like dying a slow death'

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