Here's my top 5 list of dumbest reasons to smoke ..
5. I had a stressful day at work!
(Millions of people had a stressful day at work and didn't need to smoke. What makes you so special?)
4. Smoking helps me relax!
(Buy a hammock and some reggae tunes!)
3. I can't drink without having a smoke.
(But you can smoke without having a drink?)
2. My husband smokes in the house!
(Your husband pees standing up too!)
1. I'll just DIE if I don't have a smoke!
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