Reasons to smoke

I keep reminding myself there are absolutely NO reasons to smoke! There are soooooo many reasons why I shouldn’t! The temptations come and go sometimes catching me off guard, others I’m prepared for. 

One side of me keeps trying to justify the reasons I need a cigarette and the other side shakes her head, stomps her foot, crosses her arms and looks right into the eyes of these reasons with the meanest B**** face she can muster and says with a strong, steady and determined voice, “NO, I DO NOT WANT A CIGARETTE, I am a non-smoker”!