TOP 5 DUMBEST REASONS TO SMOKE
Here's my top 5 list of dumbest reasons to smoke ..
5. I had a stressful day at work!
(Millions of people had a stressful day at work and didn't need to smoke. What makes you so special?)
4. Smoking helps me relax!
(Buy a hammock and some reggae tunes!)
3. I can't drink without having a smoke.
(But you can smoke without having a drink?)
2. My husband smokes in the house!
(Your husband pees standing up too!)
1. I'll just DIE if I don't have a smoke!
(HUH?)
6. You are puffing thousands of dollars away each year in an effort to ruin your health.
One hundred and forty something days now Mickey
6. It's part of my image of who I am. ( like you really want to be a stinking loser / loner). :-).
Thanks Mickey J.
Love your top 5.
You know it can never stop at 5 but thank you so much.